Epic quest

Game vs reality...

Im on a epic quest in this "the world 1.0" game. Someone told me "man, u need to get laid, u been on that whatever-game for too long". I asked him to give me directions of how to fullfill this quests. He said i need to find a race known as "females" (which will be totally harmless untill taunted) and then use some subactions like " amuse, greet and laugh ". He also aked me to take it cool while going on this epic quest. So im gonna have to use some very important buffs like "cool" "charm" then use "flirt" - but only at single targets. Or else i risk target will use "summon boyfriend lvl5" (which will use sudden debuff on me, and will get aggro right away). And also, if i am to use "flirt" as a aoe skill, the effect will be like taunt. And all mobs will aggro at me. My friend also told me that this "Epic quest, - get laid" will give me gr8 buffs like "divine aura of peace" and "divine prayer" (and will last for 7 days). If i manage to survive this epic quest, and not getting slayn b4 my partymember, i will have the chance to make this a repetetive quest. This sounds really cool. Why doesnt Shaiya have repetetive epic quests? I could duo them all day... :) Btw... this is partly a time quest. On friday im going on a server event called "a date". where i will duo with a char called "nice babe"(tm). She is soloing atm so i hope to have a nice time. Can someone gie me partybuffs? like "luck lvl3" or "champion" or anything?